Unashamed Maleficar

magesmagesmages:

punkhawke:

frikadeller:

pancakesandplaid:

pibolarbears:

khatman:

brosuke-nohomomura:

sassygaylegate:

Red?

Joshua?

What an interesting turn of events. ;>

Malik? Yes please~ <3

Holy shit. My bed isn’t big enough to fit them all B|

Fucking bitches coming over without being…

gods.. which one?

Amber: We’d compare scars and bruises, and then she’d tell me what fucking a giant is like

Jethann (my gay bard, not the elf in DA2): We’d sing lovely songs and drool over hot guys. Probably end up drunk as well.

Dara: Would hopefully heal all my achy bits, and then we’d probably just sleep. She’s taken a vow of purity, afterall ^_^

Oh well… I suspect that:

Saoirse and Anders would shout at me that they’d got there first and Justice would probably lecture me about the fact that I’m married and SHOULDN’T BE DOING THIS SORT OF THING.

Then Kylon would roll his eyes and leave.

Aedan would join Kylon.

Carver would blush and run away because Kahrin would undoubtably butcher him AND me if he even looked twice at me.

Alim would laugh, Zevran would try to get EVERYONE TO STAY and Neria would sigh in resignation.

Then my kids would wake up and start screaming about all the fucking NOISE and demand that I go into their room and sleep with them. Then my husband would come home and call the police.

Loghain would probably scowl daggers at me, grumble and get out of bed and head for the couch.

Orsino would probably flush red to the tips of his ears and start stammering all over the place.

<_<  If  Visser Three was waiting in my bed, I’d first wonder how that was possible with an Andalite body, then if my head was still attached, run like the Devil was after me.

…yes, I have a penchant for playing antagonists.